Our Mayor, Poppy Grande, has been drinking this Smoothie (or slight variations of it) nearly every day for the past five years, and many believe it is in part what accounts for his telepathic, telekinetic, and teleportation abilities. You will just have to find out for yourself what awesome powers it can endow you with.
Beginners Beware: the intensity of this smoothie is no joke, and Poppy Grande did not become the Mayor of Superfood City overnight! Please see the smoothie suggestion in the Goji Berry post for a more relaxed introduction to blended delights.
4 Tablespoons of Goji Berries
2 Tablespoons of Mulberries
2 Tablespoons of Hemp Seeds
1 Tablespoon of Chia Seeds
1 Tablespoon of Poppy Seeds
1 Tablespoon of Cacao Nibs
1 Tablespoon of Coconut Oil
1 Tablespoon of Raw Honey
1 Tablespoon of Bee Pollen
1 Tablespoon of Crystal Manna
1 Tablespoon of Spirulina (or your favorite Green Powder)
1 Teaspoon of Cacao Powder
1 Teaspoon of Mesquite
1/2 Teaspoon of Maca
1/2 Teaspoon of Merlin's Herbal Magic
1/2 Teaspoon of Cayenne
1 Pinch of Himalayan Pink Salt
Fill blender with water, coconut water, or your favorite liquid to about 1/2 inch or an inch above the ingredients and blend to even consistency. Amount of liquid may be varied to desired thickness. Cayenne (or anything) may be omitted based on personal tolerance. All unfamiliar ingredients will be upcoming features!
Drink, smile, enjoy, and welcome to the wonderful world of Poppy Grande & the Superfood City Council of Immortals!
Recipe: Cacao Swamp
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Mayor Grande also has trouble sitting still for more than 8 seconds, feels the need to toss his loved ones hither and tither, and generally has about 19 times the energy level as everyone else around him.
Please take the warning about this potent smoothie seriously.
Sir Poppy is a man held in high esteem in and outside of superfood city. Upon witnessing his power first hand I decided to become an unnamed disciple of his ways, and can account for the benefits of his wisdom...
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